Amy Winehouse Porn Lookalike Set To Make Angelic Music
by Rachel Cohen February 18th, 2007Filed in: Music, Celebrity
Goth punk Jewish porn queen Joanna Angel is said to be so fed up with people asking her if she is boozy jazz songstress Amy Winehouse that she’s considering making music in her own right.
According to a friend of the star of such films as The XXXorcist and Porny Monster, since Winehouse arrived in New York late last year, many people have been coming up to 26-year-old Angel thinking she is 23-year-old Winehouse and asking for an autograph.
“There’s an uncanny resemblance between Joanna and Amy. Joanna has always been keen on making music and if she can find some time, she’ll make some demos.”
According to the friend, Angel would be keen to make a metal album as her debut.
2 Responses to “Amy Winehouse Porn Lookalike Set To Make Angelic Music”
- 1 Pingback on Mar 20th, 2007 at 8:12 pm
She won’t release anything (successful) any time soon, part of the reason she’s a porn star is because she’s lazy and she’s a plain girl craving attention. She’s a flake, harping on about been a stoic jew while simultaneously starring in vids where she jams kitchen utensils up her hole. (Mother would be proud.) All this glamour always boils down to her being a pathetic slut, she is not a proper Jew. Although I can see how she could be confused with Amy Wino, one is a sad, zombified, ugly mess with a dead career, and the other is a musician much the same. Porn is porn, no matter how liberated or contemporary she claims to be, her and her equally plain (overcompensating with crap tats and stupid hair) friends still give themselves up for men to fuck them, no respectable jewish woman would. That wouldn’t make her a prude, it’d make her far more attractive than a sleezy slut like Joanna Angel. If you ever read this Joanna, your Mother, no matter what she has said, is ashamed right to her core. You’re disgusting and vile, and Jews don’t need to be tarnished by your pathetic image. Peace all x.