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Paula Abdul Says Simon Cowell Has Small Schlong

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Paula Abdul Says Simon Cowell Has Small Schlong

Published on March 21, 2007 with 4 Comments

Paula AbdulAmerican Idol star Paula Abdul insists she would never sleep with her fellow judge Simon Cowell, because his private parts are not big enough!

The Opposites Attract singer has a love/hate relationship with English music mogul Cowell, but insists she doesn’t find him attractive.

When chat show host David Letterman declared Cowell believed Abdul wants to have sex with him, she laughed it off.

“You are right about that. But that will never happen – because his nickname is ‘Small Ben’,” she says.

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  1. Whatever, Paula. Have another xanax or 3.

  2. Paula has gone to far! She should be kicked off the show! Paula, do you means – whatshisface – the contestant you had an affair with had a big one??….

  3. paula abdul is my idol and im not just saying that to get attention
    everytime i was down i would go and watch her on tv and i would
    have a smile on my face.. So i hope one day i an meet her and that
    would be the best day of my life!!
    HiLlArie

  4. How does she know???

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